If and when 300 mice get loose in the pet shop that I work I will let loose 50 cats and have a giant death match to find the ultimate pet shop animal. This will either get rid of the mice or we will learn that mice are superior to cats in 6-1 odds. The only problem with my solution is that I will be in the line of danger. I will need to find a safe place to hide or if I'm lucky by then they will have real lightsabers that are available to the public and my Jedi skills will be honed enough to fight off cats and mice. I believe that using this tactic will solve problems not only in my pet shop but in pet shops everywhere.
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